- 18, Jun 2020
- #1
They say that once, in a distant province, robbers went to the bank.
One of them shouted at the entrance: “Do not move! Money belongs to the bank, and life belongs to you! ”
All present quietly lay on the floor.
This is an example of how the term changes the perception of the world.
One woman lay provocatively on the table, but the robber told her: “This is a robbery, not a rape.
Behave accordingly! ”
This is an example of how a professional should behave – focus on goals.
In the process of escaping from the place of robbery, the youngest of the robbers (with an academic degree) said to the oldest, who had barely finished elementary school: “Hey, old man, maybe we can calculate how much we took?”
The old man answered angrily: “Do not be a fool, it is a lot of money to count them.
We will wait until they announce in the news how much the bank has lost.
” This is called experience – today experience is more important than degree. After the robbers disappeared, the bank director told the accountant to call the police.
The accountant replied: “Wait a minute, let’s first add to the stolen amount the 5 million that we stole last month and say that they were also stolen.” This is called – use every opportunity. The next day the news announced that the bank was robbed in the amount of 100 million.
The robbers counted the prey, but counted only 20 million.
The robbers began to grumble: “We risked our lives because of the unfortunate 20 million, while the banking authorities stole 80 million without blinking an eye.
It is probably better to learn how the system works, instead of being a simple burglar.
This is called – knowledge – power!
The director of the bank was very pleased, and especially that his losses on the exchange were masked by robbery.
This is called – do not be afraid of risk.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will be able to rob everyone!
One of them shouted at the entrance: “Do not move! Money belongs to the bank, and life belongs to you! ”
All present quietly lay on the floor.
This is an example of how the term changes the perception of the world.
One woman lay provocatively on the table, but the robber told her: “This is a robbery, not a rape.
Behave accordingly! ”
This is an example of how a professional should behave – focus on goals.
In the process of escaping from the place of robbery, the youngest of the robbers (with an academic degree) said to the oldest, who had barely finished elementary school: “Hey, old man, maybe we can calculate how much we took?”
The old man answered angrily: “Do not be a fool, it is a lot of money to count them.
We will wait until they announce in the news how much the bank has lost.
” This is called experience – today experience is more important than degree. After the robbers disappeared, the bank director told the accountant to call the police.
The accountant replied: “Wait a minute, let’s first add to the stolen amount the 5 million that we stole last month and say that they were also stolen.” This is called – use every opportunity. The next day the news announced that the bank was robbed in the amount of 100 million.
The robbers counted the prey, but counted only 20 million.
The robbers began to grumble: “We risked our lives because of the unfortunate 20 million, while the banking authorities stole 80 million without blinking an eye.
It is probably better to learn how the system works, instead of being a simple burglar.
This is called – knowledge – power!
The director of the bank was very pleased, and especially that his losses on the exchange were masked by robbery.
This is called – do not be afraid of risk.
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he will be able to rob everyone!
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