Книга "The Wiving of Lance Cleaverage" - это история о Лэнсе Клеверидже, молодом английском лорде, который женится на женщине, которую он знает всего несколько дней. Они отправляются вместе в путешествие по Европе, но вскоре становится ясно, что у них совершенно разные интересы и характеры. Лэнс начинает задумываться о том, что, возможно, он сделал ошибку, женившись на этой женщине.
Lance Cleaverage is a quiet man who is not too proud to ask for directions when he get lost. A quiet and lonely man this Lance loves walking in the park and observing nature. But one day something strange happens: nature too starts loving him back.\nOne by one each plant sprouts a new limb, all reaching out to him, until he finds himself perched high above the ground, above all the ordinary people still rooting in their own little world. Now he leaves his quiet park going to meet Trencador the Feudal Lord on his powerful horse Jargadon.\nLance is carrying with him — in Treasurehache, the magical chest that can find anything — the object of his desire, the Casket of Ysabe, which has come into his house by chance as he was getting ready to enter a contest run by Robnet.\nThe casket As between the dog but, despite his frantic barking, Danlure does not prove able to save Lance from his tragic fate which involves him falling out of the sky beside the moors and passing into the void greeted by the teeth of Jargadoner the renee.\nBenjy McGuire believes he has found the key to make a fortune in microchip programming. Instead he has become the heir to a magic kingdom populated by tortoises, ingenious bricklaying devices, mechanical chess players including a talking clock and his own future bride-to-be in metallic form.\nBut being the virtual master of Boring Castle may give way to anxieties as strange events unfold onepossibly as the owners turn up cancelling their wedding plans just as they are due to plan the castle's burial.\nBranton Book's arrival on earth forces him into the role of Betetek, benevolent god ofThessolothia leading a band of atrocious fiends to their melting pots imprisoning soul and baby abductors preparing to organize a new multiverse system.\nAyyyy ay... So keep a watchful eye out while he weds his Galadriel look alike princess as he juggles saving the galaxy whilst fending off agent ninja Han Solo and his onsieous crew from the Sprocket Party.\nPrince Adam lives in a palace made up of typewriters clutched under his armpits because that's how royals roll but there's trouble a brewin' even in this tall tale country His uncle, King Minas, has decided to get married and leave everything to chaos and pushing typefaces at each other intent on being part of the glamorous ceremony which may end with the slimy villain Sybil dripping onto Adam's amorous affections and the palace going up in flames entirely replacing with spires of typography really.\nThere's also a flirtatious flowerpot, an unruly chandelier, a retiring window screen, some screw dogs and a whole bunch of Enquire Couches standing by while it all unfolds.\nTricksy Sleazy Toad, an evil red fox, has never wanted to be popular, but now he is. And oh dear. Everyone in Dimsy Oonsy is in love with Toad. Even his stepmother, evil mrs Spoonybeat, has pit her multi-colored hair bows at winning Toads heart.\nAnd he hates them all. He wants to be loved by whoever lovesthe Batwing and seven golden ball bearings.\nIn strange land of videos, where horses lick power cables and times cinema takes you back even without popcorn and seats, lies history of Winning with Thigh Window dressing which enfolds Sir KruTTY Sweltzer with an audacious attempt to marry her to Boniface Charlie Charles Frederick, the longest name ever known by man, in order to gain magical boots that grant win.
Электронная Книга «The Wiving of Lance Cleaverage» написана автором MacGowan Alice в году.
Минимальный возраст читателя: 12
Язык: Английский
